Welcome
We’ve all been through it.
The nervousness mixed with excitement, hours of preparation, the anticipation of a perfect evening, the shattering realization that this date makes you want to run away screaming!
You’re not alone, you’re not the only one that’s had a bad date. Take some time to read and share your stories – whether a bad blind date, a bad online date, or a date that left you truly embarrassed.
Voodoo Doll
I Went Out With A Girl About 6 Months Ago The Verry First Thing She SAid To Me Was “I Have A Voodoo Doll Of You” I Got Really Confused then Out Of Her Purse She Pulled The Voodoo Doll Out With Pins In It And A Blade Cut Through The Middle ANd It Looked Exactly Like Me Then She Pulled Out Another And Said “I Have One Of Your Dad Too” This One Did Look Exxactly Like My Dad How Did She Even Know My Dad I Didn’t Spend Another Second With Her i ran Away Screaming. (Sorry The Punctuations Bad I Am Tyoing It At 5 In The Morning When i Couldn’t Sleep)
Earth Day
I Went Out With A Dude And All He Would Talk About Was The ENvironment And How We Are Ruining It. When i Axadentally Dropped A piece Of Trash, For The Rest Of the Date H Only Talked About How i Was A Bad Person For Puluting The Earth.
After The Date He ASked Me Out Again, I Said “NO!” And Walked Away
Stolen Car
When I was younger I got the number of a girl at a late night beach party. After working up the nerve to call her we talked on the phone for a while and decided to go out, she offered to pick me up. Thirty minutes later she shows at my house with two of her friends and I think to myself “well we barely know each other, don’t blame her for being safe”. I get in the car and she starts driving to our destination, once we’d been driving for a while she casually says “I hope you don’t mind driving in a stolen car”. To this day I have no idea if she was kidding or not but no second date was required.
Dead Fish
I had a date with a girl I met online who spent one and a half hours talking about her dead fish
Bad Valentine
Valentines day this year. My fiance promises he’ll take me somewhere nice. He comes home from work and sits down and plays video games until the pub we were going to go to closes. Then he promises we’ll go to Denny’s instead but asks for sex first. We have sex and he decides he’s tired and wants to sleep. But what should I have expected from a guy who thinks he’s above even buying flowers??? It wasn’t always like this. Before we were engaged we had quite a few wonderful dates.
The Cousin
I know this isn’t a horrible story but I’ll share it anyway.
I met a girl through an online dating service, she was educated, had a good job and was good looking so I asked her out on a date (spare me the comments on looks and money aren’t everything).
It started good enough and we had a great time, so I asked her out again to which she replied “You’re great and this was fun, but to be honest you remind me of my cousin and that’s just weird”.
Now I can live with that, but a few weeks later she showed up for my birthday party with her sister in tow so that she (the sister) could verify that indeed there was some similarity…